This week, on Weekly funnies, we have idiots on Facebook, an ignorant father that still encourages his son to ask him things, and of course we get the exclusive behind the scenes look into Elmo’s World. So let’s get to it!

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float?

The father replied, “Don’t rightly know son.” A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, “How do fish breath underwater?”

Once again the father replied, “Don’t rightly know son.” A little later the boy asked his father, “Why is the sky blue?”

Again, the father replied. “Don’t rightly know son.” Finally, the boy asked his father, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”

The father replied, “Of course not, you don’t ask questions, you never learn nothin’.”

Weird news: This episode, of dumb criminals on Facebook, we have a teen who decides that drunk driving is “classic”. His status was simple as he also claimed he was in a hit and run. Okay bro. #seekhelp

And I love this image here: