This week I’ve added a little somethin, somethin: Riddles. So that brings us to a joke, funny image, weird news, video and the riddle. Don’t worry, I’m not some crazed villain of the Dark Knight (HE’S BATMAN) or anything. Just want to tickle your brain. You can interpret “tickle” any way you like. Wink.

A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?” 

“Uhh, oh yeah, O.K.” responded the kid. So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, “Well how much did you give the boy this time?”

“Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000.”

“Don’t worry hon,” Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, “I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!”

And here’s a video:

Want a funny image? Of course you do! Check it:

So when he’s got a lady on him, can she say it was like riding on a cloud? I’m just trying to understand here. Also, WHAT THE HECK MAN? You proud of yourself, bruh? Only thing men should strive to make bigger is his penis. I said it. So…”rise up” to the challenge buddy and destroy your lady. But really though what’s up with that? Last one: I guess his relationships are always cloudy, huh? Okay I’m done.

Anyway, here’s a riddle: “What gets wetter as it dries?”. Answer in the comments. Pretty easy riddle there or at least popular where I come from.

The weird news of the day is really weird and is why I dedicate myself finding news like this. A man recently choked his girlfriend…with his…wait for it…dreadlocks. Yes, his hair. I will admit the stereotypical guy in me imagined a black/Jamaican guy like myself with with a lot of hair. I was wrong. Welp, I guess I should just have my woman cut her hair, huh?