Daily Good Stuff 5

Alright it’s Saturday. Enjoy your weekend everybody. Try to relax. And of course, make sure you share this post with your stressed out friends.

On Friday, I failed to put up a video, even though I led you to believe that there was something there. So, I’ll make up for that with two videos. How’s that sound? You still love me, right? RIGHT?

And here’s video number two:

Alright so what about a joke? Of course you want one!

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!” So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?” “She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”

Ouch. Well…it did say anyway she wanted it. Tough break. And here’s a cool image:

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Oh c’mon you know it’s true. In good news, once again, the positives of social media surface. A homeless man, thanks to the help of strangers, finds his daughter on Facebook after not seeing her for 25 years. And then they used Skype to communicate. Great times.

Got some weird…uh…well I guess it’s weird news. You can buy a shirt for $490. That’s right. Almost five hundred dollars. Go ahead and take a look at the shirt. Help.

Let’s go out with a bang…of a quote…?

Never worry about numbers.  Help one person at a time, and always start with the person nearest you.  ~Mother Teresa

Alright thanks for reading; hope you had a good time.


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