The month of March is coming to an end but that doesn’t mean my march of daily good stuff has to end. I have fun with words. Anyway, let’s start off with a video as we have returned to our regular format. It’s a spoof of a popular (and annoying song in my case). Let’s see if you recognize it; and then tell me which one is better:

Yes, I know. Pretty freaking awesome. Let’s get a joke in here:

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, “I guess when I die you’ll come and dance on my grave.” The cadet replied, “Not me, Sarge…no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I’d never stand in another line!”

Ouch!…uh, sir? Welp, how about an image? Like…this one:

Yeah my dad tossed me in the air as a baby and my head bumped the ceiling  My mom blames that moment for my weirdness but I blame my 3rd nipple. Of course, the 3rd nipple came from my dad as he has one too so I guess my dad is at fault either way.

I have some news for you:

Let’s start things off with a nasty, nasty piece of work. A man fell into a toilet pit. You know, like the Mr. Bob thing. But, there’s no plumbing. The pit is just filled with the crap. The piss, the poop, and whatever else. This guy, instead of sitting on it, stood on it and fell in. Good job, buddy. Took an hour for him to be found. Jesus.

Next, we have another episode of world’s dumbest criminals. A bunch of guys got busted with pot…right in the police parking lot. Because that’s what fools do. And I’m proud to say that it happened in my home and current state of New Jersey. Terrific.

Yup, so how about a good time quote to wrap things up? You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.  ~Stephen King

That’s one thing about laughter; you can’t do much once it comes. Just wait for it to leave and hope that the situation is appropriate for laughter. Or something like that. Have a Good Friday…seriously it’s Good Friday so yeah.

-DALANEL