Good day to you. I was born on a Wednesday so I guess I have a special attachment for this day. It’s also known as hump day so…wink wink… Let’s dive right in with a joke:

Poor Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent for.

Clem went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Clem said “Yup, he’s burnt pretty bad. Roll him over.” So the mortician rolled him over and Clem looked and said “Nope, ain’t Clyde.” The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Zeke to identify the body and Zeke took a look at him and said “Yup, he’s burnt real bad, roll him over.” The mortician rolled him over and Zeke looked down and said “No, it ain’t Clyde.”

The mortician asked “How can you tell?” Zeke said, “Well, Clyde had two assholes.” “What? He had two assholes?” said the mortician. Zeke said, “Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say “Here comes Clyde with them two assholes.”

Alright great! Here’s another bloopers video and it’s a sports…type…thingy… I should note that there’s plenty of “wins” in there. Sports is a great thing:

Aw yeah baby. Some great stuff in there! Picture this!

Don’t worry, I won’t add my own joke. How about we end it with a quote? Liiiiike…this one: Do you really think it is weakness that yields to temptation?  I tell you that there are terrible temptations which it requires strength, strength and courage to yield to.  ~ Oscar Wilde

So that’s it then. You made it through. That wasn’t so hard. That’s what she said. (okay so I lied).

-DALANEL