I know we don’t see Monday as the best day of the week but hey! That’s why I’m here, baby. So let’s kick off this long week with a…”long” image:

I have that same problem! That’s why I’m single. Alright here’s a joke:

A woman was very nervous about her first date with a man she’d been attracted to for a long time. When he came to her door, she started to feel gassy and realized the chilli she’d had for lunch had been a bad idea. Being a gentlemen, he carefully put her in the car and shut the door for her, as he walked around to his side, she farted loudly and quickly opened the window and began fanning. She was horrified when he got in and pointed to the back seat saying “Have you met Ruth and Bob?”

Ouch! Oh boy well here’s some scripture: Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, “Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.” Hebrews 13:5

Good stuff there. I wrote a whole chapter in my first about about how “the love of money” and not “money” is the root of all evil. Here’s another stand up video. Unlike yesterday, I would rate this as PG so let the kids watch it:

And here’s a quote for the road: The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble- Ellen DeGeneres

Yes I had to go with Ellen again. Survive the Monday!

-DALANEL