Monday, huh? Yeah I’m not feeling it either. But, we gotta keep pushing and pressing. So how about a joke to get things flowing:

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off of the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a firefighter’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the fire fighter says, with admiration.

“Thanks,” the little girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.

“Little partner,” the fire fighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.” The little girl says, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.

Better the cat’s balls than mine. And here’s an image we can relate to:

Alright so let’s get quote and scripture:

The love we give away is the only love we keep. Elbert Hubbard

There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love. 1 John 4:18

What about a video. Chris Rock, one of my favorite comedians  He drops the f-bomb quite a few times here as well as nigga. If you can look past that, this is funny, as usual with this guy:

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-DALANEL