Daily Good Stuff 51

So the post earlier probably got you a little excited about things in this blog. Even during these weekly segments, the Daily Good Stuff lives! I won’t lie, I’m not sure if I can truly handle it. A lot of the days, I’m preparing the post the night before. I have to stop doing that because if something happens, I would miss a day. So, I’ll have to make sure I put some on scheduled so that number one, I don’t have to stress about each night being in front of the computer after a long day. And, number two, if something happens to the computer or me lime getting sick (which I rarely am) at least the site will still be cooking.

That’s just some background in how I keep up this posting. But, let’s get things off and running on this Friday with a joke:

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

“But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain”

“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But, officer, I just wanted to say”

“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

Of course he is. Shake my head well here’s your images:

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And now for some words:

That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Friedrich Nietzsche

“Be very careful to keep the commandment and the law that Moses the servant of the LORD gave you: to love the LORD your God, to walk in all his ways, to obey his commands, to hold fast to him and to serve him with all your heart and all your soul.”
Joshua 22:5

Ok that’s all folks!

-DALANEL


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