It’s the middle of the week! You’re almost at the weekend; keep it up. I got something special for ya! But it’s gonna be a bit brief. For starters, a joke:

A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don’t let Him do that. He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don’t let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.”

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: Grandma, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family…”

Granny fainted.

Sometimes, the best advice hurts. What a disgrace! Hey here’s some images:

Man it’s the tough decisions in life. Like, you have to pee but you’re watching a movie/show and can’t afford to miss it. Ugh that is tragic. Pisses me off. GIF:

Now that there is a cool cat! Wonder how long it took to train it.

And some quick words for you:

Seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. Matthew 6:33

Love is a friendship set to music. Joseph Campbell

Like I said, keeping it brief. Hugs and kisses for you on the rest of your day.

-DALANEL