I noticed that the most popular of my posts was Daily Good Stuff 22: Twitter Style (just glance to the left). So, I guess I need to do it again.
Let’s start off with an image:
There are so many things about this that makes this wonderful. I found this little article. It talks about the 7 deadly sins of Twitter. Are you on that list? I’m at least the last one.
Here’s a list of funny tweets. I looked at them and smiled but none of them really had me laughing out loud. But hey, just because I wasn’t feeling it too much doesn’t mean you won’t.
And now some cute one-liners:
Q: Why did your girlfriend break up with you because of your Twitter obsession? A: Because she thought your obsession was Twubble!
Come to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo Til’ I Google all over your Facebook.
Q: What was Tiger Woods first twitter from inside sex addiction rehab? A: I Twittered my Google and came on MyFace!
Q: How do you know your too fat to Twitter? A: Your man tits don’t allow you to see and reach the keyboard!
Q: What happened after three Duke football players were kicked off the team for gun possession? A: Gilbert Arenas started following them on Twitter!
Welp, that last one may have gone too far but that’s okay with me! I hope you enjoyed this post because in my research I realize that this is not very easy to do so I might not do it again unless I include other social media sites. Peace and follow me on Twitter @DanteWrites
-DALANEL
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