It’s Thursday! Earlier, you saw my first episode of my video series. Let the good stuff keep on rollin’! Let’s look at this joke:

Grandpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers at home wanted to be healed, place one hand on the television set and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.

Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.

Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said, “I guess you just don’t get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead.”

Sorry, fellas. A couple of images:

This baby>other babies we’ve seen so far on this blog

And for all my fellow black people:

Impressive! Alright here are a couple of nice passages for ya:

The earth is the mother of all people, and all people should have equal rights upon it. Chief Joseph

Finally, all of you, live in harmony with one another; be sympathetic, love as brothers, be compassionate and humble.

1 Peter 3:8

Yeah we gotta get with that program.

And now for the latest news. Desperate times call for desperate measures as a mom had to resort to hiring a male babysitter saying that she really needed the night off. I’ve babysat only once. Other than that, I just watched over my little sisters whenever my parents had date night. That was my “babysitting”.

Next, do you like to destroy things? Would you like to be paid to destroy things? No, we’re not talking about as a construction worker who gets to control the wrecking ball. Nah, what if someone hired you to destroy a car worth $420,00 just because the owner didn’t feel like he was getting the best service? Yeah, well that’s what happened in Quindao. This guy hired 4 people with sledgehammers to total the car. Yikes.

Lastly, we have a Mother’s Day story. A man decided to show his mom love by buying her a house. Yeah, a house. There’s a video of the reveal in the link but basically, she’s a cancer survivor who’s medical bills caused her to lose her house. Yup, you can tell where this is going.

And that’s all I have for you. You may have noticed the new tagline on the site. Indeed, my mission is to bring a positive spin on the world as we know it. Keep it here at DALANEL for the best collection of funny, inspiring, positive experience to start the day.

-DALANEL