TGIF! We’ll start Friday off with the latest news.

A woman refuses to let her dreams die. Well, in this case it’s a little too late. A 25 year-old woman still has hopes of being the popular kid in high school. Hey…sweetie, maybe it’s time to move on. Just my opinion.

Next, we have a firefighter saving a cat. Oh this is in the weird/funny news category. You see, he wasn’t just saving the cat, he was saving a police officer stuck in the tree who attempted to save the cat. And there’s your twist!

Lastly, we got a kid who saved his dad’s life. AND IT HAPPENED IN NEW JERSEY YAY *clears throat* Anyway, the dad was driving and ended up suffering a stroke. He pulled the car over and it was up to the kid to make a move. He called his grandma who made a 3-way call with his (the boy’s) mom. There was still the question of where they were. The 5-year old boy was able to spell out where they were. Here’s what they had to say about this kid:

“Nathaniel is a very smart guy,’’ Coleman said. “He has great diction, and when you hear him talk, you would never think he’s only five. He’s on a third-grade level. He already spells words like ‘decipher’ and understands concepts that the average elementary school student at his age does not.”

Amazing. And now on to images:

Now this first one is funny:

That is so me. Now…this next one is gonna seem really inappropriate to some but you just have to keep an open mind. Are you ready? If you don’t like sex jokes then you’re not ready:

Yeah. Huh…I call myself The Writing Clown…alright moving on to a video:

I have a comment about that video. You notice the men wasted no time trying to help. Men…we get it. One dick in trouble means all dicks are in trouble. Ladies you laugh but Jesus man, most men will tell you, I will lose everything but that penis. In fact, here’s a joke to really send the message home:

Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, “I thought I told you to be quiet!” Jerry says, “Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn’t make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn’t make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, ‘Should we take them with us or eat them here?’ I couldn’t keep quiet any more!”

There you go. Huh, since when did this post decide to take a sexual turn? Sorry about that. Tell your kids that this is where babies come from, I guess.

-DALANEL