Oh yes! Today’s theme is animals. Those crazy cats. You dirty dog. Sneaky snake. You get the idea. Let’s get if on with a joke:

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

“OK, follow me” he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. “Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked. “Yes, Yes, Yes!” the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

“Good” said the bat, “Because I sure didn’t!”

OUCH! Well let’s get to a video of animals. I personally have not seen a funny animal video in my life as I don’t really see anything funny about them unless they’re falling or something.:

Alright here’s a couple of images:

Well hot dog! Alright this one is innocent until the unexpected ending: