You knew this was coming. As a 76ers fan this post had to come. Well, while this isn’t the first post done as a Sixers theme, this will be strictly Sixers and NBA. So sit back and relax hoop fans, because this is gonna be a wiiiiiiild ride! Our joke is one of a great rivalry between the Sixers and Celtics:

A 76ers fan and a Celtics fan stumble upon a magic lamp. The 76ers fan gets to it first, picks it up and gives it a rub. There’s a flash, a puff of smoke, and a genie appears The genie looks at the 2 men and demands to know who it was that rubbed the lamp. Delighted, the 76ers fan announces that it was him. “Okay,” says the genie, “So you get 3 wishes. But there’s a catch.” “What’s that then?” asks the ‘Gers fan. “Well, whatever you wish for, I’ll give the other guy double.” “That’s alright with me,” says the 76ers fan, and starts the ball rolling by wishing for a million pounds. “Granted!” says the genie, “But the Celtics fan gets 2 million.” “Fair enough. Now, I’d like a nice new Ferrari,” “Done. But the Celtics fan gets 2 Ferraris.” “Okay,” says the 76ers fan, “I’d like to donate a kidney.

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nbajokes/philadelphia76ersjokes.html

Great stuff. Time for images.

First we have…well…maybe you know what this is:

And this next one involve the Sixers because the reporter is talking about and for the Sixers. Trust me, it’s Sixers related in case you don’t watch the games. Anyway, she’s not the star of this gif. No, look to the left:

One of the best things I’ve seen that whole season. Alright here’s a video of, what else, the Sixers in the blooper reels!

I love my Sixers.

-DALANEL