Well it’s another day, my friends. Earlier, I posted my latest episode of my breaking down the book series. Take a look if you haven’t already. I can’t even believe I made it this far on a daily basis but I’m going to have to get help very soon because this stuff can take its toll. But we’ll see. I enjoy it so it’s not like I feel like I HAVE to do it. It’s a joy for me. Let’s get to the joke.

An old man went to the social security office to sign up.
He had stood in the line for a very long time until it was finally his turn. The lady behind the counter ask him for identification. He went to get his wallet out of his back pocket and realized he had left it at home. The lady told him that was alright he could just show her his chest hairs and if they were grey she knew he was old enough for social security.

After everything was done there he went home and told his wife how his day went. He told her that he had forgotten his wallet at home and the lady at the social security office just ask him to pull down the front of his shirt and she could tell he was old enough.

After listening to his story his wife told him if he had dropped his pants he probably could have gotten disability too.

Aw man I don’t know if I want to live to see that. Well you already know from an older post I really don’t. As you saw on Tuesday, I promised people falling for the rest of the week with that exception for day 76. So here’s the video:

And a couple of images:

This one shows you’re never too old to down

And this picture takes song lyrics seriously:

And now some words for ya:

There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as opposed to the present, when we expect everything of them but obedience. Anatole Broyard

We need to get back there. We need to set the tone for the kids. That’s how I was raised kinda. Obey or get out the house.

“Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this,” says the LORD Almighty, “and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that you will not have room enough for it.” Malachi 3:10

This explains why we should tithe to God. When we give to God, He gives back more than we could ever imagine/need. That is His promise to us.

Alright so that’s it. And that new Daily Good Stuff feature…eh looks like it may not happen. Sorry about that but I am still doing research to see if there is anything possible. If you want to see something on here, let me know.

-DALANEL