Alright it’s Friday! Where I am it’s basically a heat wave going on still from Wednesday and not expected to end until at least Monday. That’s cool…hot…fine with me. Let’s do our thing with a joke:

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE IS HAVING A CYBER AFFAIR…

10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

6. He’s gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.

4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

3. During sex she screams “A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!”

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy’s ass.

1. Lipstick on the mouse.

Do you have a trampoline? Have you fallen off of it before? Well, check this video out:

And now for a couple of images:

This one is such a fail:

 

But he had the right idea. Just not enough lift…and here’s a comic that makes me smile:

 

Huh…well it could be worse. Right?

And now to wrap it up, here’s some cool words, bro:

“Know this, you and all the people of Israel: It is by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom you crucified but whom God raised from the dead, that this man stands before you healed. He is ‘the stone you builders rejected, which has become the capstone.’ Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to men by which we must be saved.” Acts 4:10-12

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. George Edward Woodberry

Great. Well, have a good Friday. And no more people falling for a while.

-DALANEL