Daily Good Stuff 81

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! It’s another week of good stuff and I gotta say, this number is special for me. It’s all in the root. Square root, that is. Check it: Square root of 81 is 9. Square root of 9 is 3. I have 3 nipples. I know. Okay so let’s get on with the show:

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu. “I’d like one under-cooked egg so that it’s runny, and one over-cooked egg so that it’s tough and hard to eat. I’d also like grilled bacon which is a bit on the cold side, burnt toast, butter straight from the freezer so that it’s impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak, lukewarm coffee.” “That’s a complicated order sir,” said the bewildered waiter. “It might be quite difficult.” The guest replied sarcastically, “It can’t be that difficult because that’s exactly what you brought me yesterday!”

Oh I see, he rather just not have a good meal instead of expecting one and being disappointed. Got it. Check out this video:

And now for a couple of images. It starts off bad but keep watching. Looks like I have a new strategy!

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And now for the battle of the Wonka’s

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Well now. Okay let’s wrap it up with this:

The wicked man earns deceptive wages, but he who sows righteousness reaps a sure reward. Proverbs 11:18

Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it. George Santayana

Good stuff there. Alright, have a good day!

-DALANEL


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