My computer has been acting up so most of this post is being created via mobile. Due to the limits of my phone, the good stuff will be abbreviated until I can get the laptop under control. We’ll get through this.

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.

“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

Shucks, I guess that would come in handy. And this video is a full of fails:

Ok so that’s it. Again, it’s gonna be a little short for now until I can get the laptop back. Peace.

-DALANEL