Closer and closer to day 100. So I hope dad’s day was a success for you. It was for me. Oh, I’m no father. Eh, let’s get to the stuff that ya came for, okay?

First off, the joke:

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?” “Ten,” the doctor says sadly. “Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!”

“Nine…”

Aw man. Time is short, huh? Real short. And now here’s a video:

Mhm I these types of videos have a high viewing. And for good reason too. While partially sad, it’s still funny. And now for this cool image:

Dude. Win. And now for this rather unfortunate gif:

K.O. baby! There’s something odd about the post punch action. For one, no one really aims to rush to help the victim. But, the boxer that dodged, without looking at the scene behind him, stops putting up a fight like he’s completely aware that the action stopped. Was the punch in line with the bell? In any case, “momma said knock you out!” is the morale of the story.

And let’s look at some words:

I seek you with all my heart; do not let me stray from your commands. Psalm 119:10

And this quote: