It’s Wednesday. Hump day. So saddle up for another day of good stuff. I need to make an announcement first. June 17, you set a record for most views in a day for the site. The previous high was in May. But, I don’t know if June will be able to catch up with May. Right now, June is in second place all time so only May 2013 is ahead of it. We’ll see. Thanks for the support as it seems you are enjoying the stuff you see here at DALANEL. And now to the joke:

The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant.

“Doctor,” she explained, “the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week.”

The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the lady’s breasts.

He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on one nipple.

“Young lady,” he finally announced, “no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven’t any milk!”

“Of course not!” she shrieked. “It’s not my child, it’s my sister’s!”

Oh my goodness! Where was the sister? Also, I don’t think doctors randomly start sucking nipples, right ladies? Otherwise I need to change professions-HEY I’M KIDDING. Here’s a video:

I need to do more stand-up comedians. But let’s keep going with the images:

But at least he can believe in himself! And this…uh…

Oh that was amazing alright. And some words to take us home:

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. Georg Trakl

“I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” John 16:33

Great it’s done.

-DALANEL