We made it to the end of the week. This is one of those days that I’m feeling really down. Like, just really down emotionally. So this is for me as much as for you. I mean, each day I get connected to the DGS but especially today. So, let’s do a joke, shall we? Well, before we do that, let’s make sure you checked out day 100 which showed my favorite five of each feature of DGS. Also, take a look at the poll and vote for your favorite features. And now, the joke:

Her husband had been slipping in and out for a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.

When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.”

She just smiled and held his hand. He then continued, saying “When I think about it now, I think you bring me bad luck.”

Classic joke too. And now the video:

Ah, so much fail. Check out these images:

WHAT!? And this one is just too perfect:

Okay and now for some words:

Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen. Ephesians 4:29

A man of personality can formulate ideals, but only a man of character can achieve them. Herbert Read

And the latest news. Think of a bowl of cereal. Now imagine you’re eating it and it destroys the roof of your mouth. Did you think Cap’N Crunch? Well, apparently, he’s not a “Cap’N” as an expert has, after all of these years, discovered that the stripes on his uniform are not of captain status but are of commander. Cool story but, after all this time, I don’t think anybody would really care. It’s just, how’d it go from the 60’s to this far and nobody pointed in out? Or maybe people did but it didn’t make national headlines? I don’t know. What I do know is that very rarely does that cereal not hurt.

And in good news, Google is making the move to kill horror movies as I’ve previously talked about. If the experiment works, everyone everywhere will have service. They have launched big balloons, yes, balloons from New Zealand in an effort to bring Wi-fi to “isolated” (my quote) areas of the world. Interesting. I could point out a biblical reference to how this is possibly showing the closeness of the end of the world but I’m not too sure about it yet. No one knows, bruh.

Okay have a good one. I have a funeral today although that’s not why I’m emotionally down today. We’ll see how I feel tomorrow.

-DALANEL