Oh man I’m still feeling piss poor from yesterday. But I know why, now. It’s Sunday! A new week. New, challenges to face and new blessings to receive. Let’s get to the joke:

It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house.

As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. “No,” replied the man on the roof. “I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me.” So the man in the rowboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him. The waters rose higher and higher, and suddenly a speedboat appeared. “Climb in!” shouted a man in the boat. “No,” replied the man on the roof. “I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me.” So the man in the speedboat went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him.

The waters continued to rise. A helicopter appeared and over the loudspeaker, the pilot announced he would lower a rope to the man on the roof. “No,” replied the man on the roof. “I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me.” So the helicopter went away. The man on the roof prayed for God to save him. The waters rose higher and higher, and eventually they rose so high that the man on the roof was washed away, and alas, the poor man drowned.

Upon arriving in heaven, the man marched straight over to God. “Heavenly Father,” he said, “I had faith in you, I prayed to you to save me, and yet you did nothing. Why?” God gave him a puzzled look, and replied “I sent you two boats and a helicopter, what more did you expect?”

Ha! We’ve heard this one before, haven’t we? And now a video:

Cool. Now for some images:

So many things wrong here. But look at this:

I need a girlfriend pillow…

Here’s the quote and scripture:

That money talks, I’ll not deny, I heard it once: It said, ‘Goodbye’. Richard Armour

Huh, story of my life.

He has showed you, O man, what is good. And what does the LORD require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God. Micah 6:8

In some almost stale news, Panera Bread is allowing customers to pay what they want for a meal. Yeah, that’s right. You pay what you want to. They say they want to help people that can’t afford food on a regular basis. Very nice of them to do that, I just hope it doesn’t kill the business.

Also, we know about the Batman theme song but have you ever hear bats sing it? Well, that’s what a group did as they took the calls of the bats and, after some adjusting, was able to play out the Batman theme song. Listen to it here.

So that’s it.

-DALANEL