Hey, hey, hey, what’s goin’ on, bro or sis? Come on in, take a seat. Welcome to Daily Good Stuff. I’m your host, Dante Nelson and even though this is day 106, you might be new here so let me just give you an idea of what Daily Good Stuff is about. For you usual members of DALANEL, you can skip the next paragraph.

Daily Good Stuff is one of my ways of bringing a positive spin on the world, as seen for the blog’s tagline. Everyday, I post a joke, video, images, quote, scripture, good news, and weird/funny news. That’s the goal anyway. Sometimes I’ll make it a themed post like Birthday or Get Well or my most recent theme of Boy Scouts. I gather these things from the internet (although a few stuff is completely original) and bring them here. It’s my alternative to the many negative things you here on TV from FOX, NBC, CNN, and their friends. So thanks for stopping by and I hope you enjoy this post and be sure to check out past posts as well.

So, we got that out of the way. Let’s do it with a joke:

A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. “Next Sunday,” she said, “we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark.” The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, “Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark, please step to the front of the room.” About half the class rose and came forward.

“The rest of you may leave,” said the teacher, “these students are the ones I want to talk to. There is no Seventeenth Chapter in the Book of Mark.”

Huh, how about that? And now these images:

Oh darn. And this is a reason why some are against free medicare:

Sigh…a man should never play around when it comes to his sausage and eggs. That’s the cleanest way I can say it. Sorry. Did you read the victim’s shirt? So I guess this is his life.  (it says “out of control” in case you can’t tell).Some words:

The lions may grow weak and hungry, but those who seek the LORD lack no good thing. Psalm 34:10

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Jack London

Remember that Cap’N Crunch story about how he wasn’t a real captain? Welp, he has responded to such allegations. Check out that link. Again, as I said in the original story, not really a big deal but it’s a cute little story that has developed.

Make sure you hit that poll too.

And that’s all for today, folks. Have a good one.

-DALANEL