Ah we made it to July. My favorite month. After a weekend of abbreviated DGS, I am back to full speed. Joke, video, images, quote, scripture, good news, and weird/funny news. Are you ready? Then let’s go!

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the back: Revelation 3:20 and stuck it in the door. The next day, as he was counting the offering he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was the notation Genesis 3:10.

Revelation 3:20 reads: “Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me.” Genesis 3:10 reads: “And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked.”

Ha! I love Bible jokes. Alright here’s a video:

Well I’m ready! How about images:

Um…where did she go? Is the puddle really that deep? No, of course not. The only logical conclusion left is that that puddle leads to Narnia. Case closed.

My…

How about some words:

He answered: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind’; and, ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.'” Luke 10:27

We are all born for love. It is the principle of existence, and its only end. Benjamin Disraeli

And the latest news. There’s a theme park out there with the ultimate Mexican experience…if you ever wanted to be an illegal immigrant. Here’s a little of what to expect:

During the experience, visitors at Parque EcoAlberto, located about 800 miles from the actual Mexico-U.S. border, are led by fake smugglers on a seven mile hike that includes climbing over fences and trying to steer clear of barking dogs, flashlight beams and other obstructions in an effort to elude fake border patrol officers.

All for $20! So…yeah…

So that’s all for now.

-DALANEL