Reaching day 111 got me thinking: What happens when I reach day 666? That won’t be for a couple of years though so I guess I got time to think about it. I can’t just skip it. Anyway, it’s another day in July and I’m excited, I guess. Let’s go ahead and start things off with a joke:

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose,” she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one shot. His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out. “Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!” “Well, there you go,” cried the husband. “And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”

That one made me laugh out loud. Not many jokes I find do that. Now for comic:

That’s the spirit! I think!

It appears to be a law that you cannot have a deep sympathy with both man and nature. Henry David Thoreau

Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus, because through Christ Jesus the law of the Spirit of life set me free from the law of sin and death. Romans 8:1-2

Homelessness in Canada is dropping. It’s dropped 50% in recent years. So that’s cool.

In weird news, we have an officer in trouble for accepting a bribe…in egg rolls. Oh, there was cash too but egg rolls! 200 of them to be exact. Ha. And click the link to see what this person was being bribed for.

And that’s another day down, y’all!

-DALANEL