FRIIIIIIIIIDAAAAYYYYYY! So we made it. Let’s get this thing started right.

“The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.” Isaiah 40:8

Those that are the loudest in their threats are the weakest in their actions. Charles Caleb Colton

Um…what?

A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy downs it in one gulp. “Wow”, says the bartender, “Something bad must have happened”. Yeah it did, he said. “I came home early today, went up to the bedroom, and found my wife having sex with my best friend.” The bartender pours the guy another triple shot. “This one’s on the house”. The dude gulps it down once again. The bartender asks “Did you say anything to your wife ? ” The guy answers “Yea, I walked up to her, told her to pack her bag’s and get out !” “What about your friend ?” asks the bartender. “I looked him straight in the eye and said BAD DOG”. So I’ll say the obvious joke: She was doing it “doggy style”.

We have a cool window that lets in the lovely outside air in but it keeps the sound out. I’d like to see that…or hear that…in action.

-DALANEL