We’re here! Tuesdayyyyy.

Do not be afraid, for I am with you; I will bring your children from the east and gather you from the west. I will say to the north, ‘Give them up!’ and to the south, ‘Do not hold them back.’ Bring my sons from afar and my daughters from the ends of the earth. Isaiah 43:5-6

I love mankind; it’s people I can’t stand. Charles M. Schulz

Okay now this photo was too good to pass up:

Too soon?

And here’s a video of some bloopers:

In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.

Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, “Why is it you limit your employees to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous..or what?”

“Not at all, Ma’am,” the manager replied. “It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don’t pout when I yell at them.”

See, that’s messed up.

Yesterday, we heard about two students developing soap to stop the spread of Malaria. Welp, today we have a 15 year old who invented a Cancer test. The test:

Jack  has created a pancreatic cancer test that is 168 times faster and considerably cheaper than the gold standard in the field.

The whole story can be read here.

How far would you go to get better looking skin? Would you, I don’t know, put snails on your face? I mean, living snails. Like, they’re moving on your face. The idea? The slime. Apparently, the slime can help clean pores as well as some anti-aging too. I guess that’s pretty natural, right?

So that’s it for today. Peace out, yo.

-DALANEL