Even though the birthday is over, the month long celebration continues.

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. Swami Sivananda

Have mercy on me, O God, according to your unfailing love; according to your great compassion blot out my transgressions. Wash away all my iniquity and cleanse me from my sin. Psalm 51:1-2

I love how dad came back with that. I also like how he shrunk the…well, you know, penis. Probably not on purpose but it would totally make sense if it were on purpose.

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving along a winding road when they noticed someone at the roadside in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?

The perfect woman.

She’s the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

* A Male’s Response *

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

Oh burn!

So, if you’re trying to stimulate your town economy, would you join your town in keeping your town painted a certain color…like “smurf blue“? Welp, a Spanish town painted their buildings that color for a temporary event but then decided to just keep it that way. Tourists keep on coming.

And a story of a warrior. A fighter. Annette Fredskov was diagnosed with MS last year. Since then, she has somehow participated in 366 marathons. There was 366 days in 2012 considering the leap year. Very impressive concerning the seriousness of MS. Good for her.

-DALANEL