He mocks proud mockers but gives grace to the humble. Proverbs 3:34

You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past. Richard Bach

Well ain’t this some…

Keep in mind that this isn’t English. Now whether this is in the United States is another question. I’d like to think “nope”.

That was pretty funny!

Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?” Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.”

“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed.

“Hey, wait a minute!” Harold interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet.”

First one to add them up without outside help (calculator, pencil & paper, genius, etc), gets a hug!

Okay so in weird news we got a lady wearing a hat…with a bird cage on it…and a live bird inside…

In good news, we got a quadriplegic gal who got a career in perfume modeling. She’s an athlete too. Follow the link and you’ll see she’s pretty cute. Gots to get her numbah!

And that’s it for today.

-DALANEL