Daily Good Stuff 142

So how did your weekend go? I hope it went well. Starting today, I’ll be launching some posts at The Sixer Sense. Yeah, I still blog there. But let’s get through this post.

Blessed are they who keep His statutes and seek Him with all their heart. Psalm 119:2

Love is supreme and unconditional; like is nice but limited. Duke Ellington

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It never is. Check out this guy:

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, “These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, We’ll never forget you!’

And on that note, have a good day! Don’t forget about my blog!

-DALANEL


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