Daily Good Stuff 151

Tuesday is here. I hope you enjoyed the latest scene of The Face Off posted earlier. I think you’re gonna like today’s post. Quote and scripture up first:

My soul finds rest in God alone; my salvation comes from him. Psalm 62:1

Justice is truth in action. Benjamin Disraeli
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Yeah, no kidding. And here’s some news bloopers. There is one f-bomb:

Hey so that was pretty darn funny! Here’s a joke:

This guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks at the guy and says” Have you seen Eileen?”

The guy is rather confused and asked ” Eileen who?” The bartender relies, “I lean over and you kiss my butt.”

Well the man was offended by this and walks out the door and into the bar across the street. So he sits down and orders a beer. While he is drinking his beer he tells the bartender what the other bartender said to him. The bartender then told him,” You know what you should do, you should go back over there and ask him if he has seen Ben and when he says Ben who you say I bend over and you kiss my butt. So the guy goes back across the street and asks the Bartender if he has seen Ben.

And the Bartender said ” Yep, He just went out the door with Eileen.”

The guy asks” Eileen who?

Dude…you can’t be a victim twice. Ugh. Well, let’s look at the latest news:

First, in good news. We have a blind chef that was poised to start culinary school He had some special stuff to help him out since he was blind. But, then someone broke into his house and stole the stuff. So what now? Welp, the kindness of local residents donating hundreds of thousands of dollars. Yay.

This news is heavy. There’s a doctor that will give you plastic surgery for you finding his future wife. I know. And click the link to see his near impossible to meet standards. Man. And I thought I was picky when I mentioned my list.

Okay have a good one!

DALANEL


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