Here’s the good, weird/funny, and satirical news to hit the net this past week:

Okay so this good news is that a woman with a metal detector helped a newly wed couple find their wedding ring that was lost at sea…or really at shore. How nice of her.

We have a man who found $5,000 return it. Because that’s what good people do.

This good news just truly warms my heart. Here’s the basics:

Ben then called his fellow Community Action Officer, Jon McLachlan, and the two decided to take a ride to the local Target store. These officers not only purchased a pink plaid backpack for Leslie, they also bought a lunch box, water bottle (since she walks to school), folders, pens, markers, crayons, a ruler and pencils. The officers took the purchases back to the school and, before her first hour class was over, presented them to Leslie.

Absolutely wonderful.

We have an…older woman sending over 90 kids on a back to school shopping spree. She’ll be spending $20,000 in all. Awesome.

Do you like your water flavored? No, like, with certain amount of minerals in it. Would you pay $20 for a glass? Would seeing a whole menu of various mineral water float your boat? Then you should read this article. We’re talking about presenting water as if it were wine. Have mercy.

In a story of redemption, an ex-con was named an honorary police officer. This is apparently the first time in our nation’s history that this has been done. Our guy has spent his time after jail teaching kids about the risks and consequences of their actions. He started a program in 2007 with that goal in mind and it now has a 90% success rate. Read more here.

Have you ever wonder what life would be like as a cow? Welp, some lucky (or unlucky) people can with this virtual reality gear that gives you insight on a cow’s life. Uh-huh.

There’s new evidence that would confirm that MLB star known as “A-Rod” may have invented steroids. I know.

Lastly, if you’re going on a job interview, you better make sure your first few minutes of the interview go well. A report came in that employers know within the first five minutes whether they will kill applicants or not.

-DALANEL