It’s Friday! Ya made it to the end of the week. And I hear this is a special weekend. So, let’s end this week of DGS with a bang!

“But if serving the LORD seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your forefathers served beyond the River, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the LORD.” Joshua 24:15

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. John Ruskin

No worries! Now for an awesome prank. Maybe not awesome…at least cool…

Oh man that’s scary if you’re the victim.

A chemistry instructor wanted to teach his ninth grade class about the evils of liquor, so he created an experiment to make the point. Producing two glasses and two small worms, he first poured a small amount of water into one of the glasses. Putting in the first worm, he asked the class to observe it carefully. Of course, the worm swam about happily — or as happy as a worm can be. Then he took the second glass, poured in a small amount of whiskey and dropped in the remaining worm. This worm writhed around painfully and sank to the bottom of the glass dead.

“Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?”, the teacher asked. One kid had the answer right away,

“Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”

HEY-OOOOO!

A woman had her bike stolen from her. So, she did what anybody else would do: Took it back. What? Not everybody does that? Well, this woman did take her bike back. It was stolen…her $1,000 bike was stolen…and she saw an ad on Craigslist for $350. Ouch. She decided to meet with the seller. She asked for a test drive of the bike…got on the bike…and peddled until she was far away. Good for her! Police advise not to follow her example though. Still: GIRL POWER!

And that’s it. Enjoy the weekend; see ya Monday!

-DALANEL