“Ah, Sovereign LORD, you have made the heavens and the earth by your great power and outstretched arm. Nothing is too hard for you.” Jeremiah 32:17

Well…it is better…

Margaret is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away.  She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed  husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying. One of the  undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this somber moment.  Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest  Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried  in a  blue suit.

The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally, they always  put the bodies in a black, but he’d see what he could arrange.  The next day she returned to the undertakers to have one last moment  with Albert before his funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulls  back the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as  Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit.

She says to the undertaker “Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful blue suit?”

“Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband’s  size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she  was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit,” the  undertaker replied.

The wife smiled at the man.

He continued, “After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads”

A billionaire couple decided to donate $10 million to help poor kids. Wonderful.

Remember that kid that got on an airplane without a ticket? Well, that’s not the first thing he’s done. Other things include getting into waterparks and stealing a car. Yeah. 9 years old. Who is this kid!?

-DALANEL