The story is a video but this teen saved a drowning man.

And now, guys listen…I get it, we have needs. But, for the love of God, you can’t get your penis stuck in heavy steel rings, vacuum cleaner, a toaster and more. You know who you are. Read up if you have no idea what I’m talking about.

There’s a website out there aiming to help people with breast cancer by giving free stuff like wigs, hats, and make-up, and free services like house cleaning, transportation and more. Breastcancerfreebies.com

By now, you’ve probably heard about this, but, our government is back in action. The shutdown is over. Or at least, I would hope so. As I’m typing this, it’s not quite official. We’ll see.

We already knew that Oreo’s are own by a company that also makes cigarettes, among other addictive things things. And so, it shouldn’t be a surprise to learn that you could actually be addicted to Oreo’s:

Oreos are as addictive as cocaine, at least for lab rats, and just like us, they like the creamy center best. Eating the sugary treats activates more neurons in the brain’s “pleasure center” than drugs such as cocaine, the team at Connecticut College found.

Yup. Okay, so the article doesn’t make the connection I made but still.

And although that job alone isn’t remarkable, just imagine trying to put up a three-bedroom, two-bath ranch without any blueprints — and doing it in total darkness.