Daily Good Stuff 206

Defend the cause of the weak and fatherless; maintain the rights of the poor and oppressed. Rescue the weak and needy; deliver them from the hand of the wicked. Psalm 82:3-4
I learned that we can do anything, but we can’t do everything… at least not at the same time. So think of your priorities not in terms of what activities you do, but when you do them. Timing is everything. Dan Millman

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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during on particularly icy winter.  Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules.  It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.

Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel.  There he decided to open his laptop and send an e-mail to his wife back in Minneapolis.  However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error…

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral.  He was a minister of many years who had been “called home to glory” following his heart attack.  The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends.  Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor.

The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife From: Your Departed Husband Subject: I’ve Arrived!

I’ve just arrived and have been checked in.  I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.  Looking forward to seeing you then!  Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine.

P.S. Sure is hot down here…

Good news is an update from a post yesterday. Remember that woman who was caught shoplifting and then the police woman paid for groceries? Welp, that same woman was also given a job. Wow. Not to mention that she received another $700 in donations as well.

That’s all for today.

-DALANEL


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