To be social is to be forgiving. Robert Frost

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.  Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

“Well, it was like this”, said the man. “I was having a quiet round of  golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.  We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it ……stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my big mistake.”

“What did you do?” asks the doctor.

“Well, I lifted the cow’s tail and yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!’. I don’t remember much after that”.

So, those of us that work or have worked, perhaps we’ve needed a sick day or two. Welp, a survey was conducted to see some of the top excuses made for a sick day. The results were pretty odd. One lost a fake eye. Another had their dentures fall out. Another had too much turkey on thanksgiving and couldn’t stay awake. Yeah.

-DALANEL