Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Matthew 5:10

I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.  ~Author Unknown

Oh gosh there I go with the hump day thing again. Terribly sorry about that. But listen…let me know if this inter-let me stop. Moving on to the videoooooooooo!

Aw that one with the pig was disturbing. My goodness, this post has been dirty, huh? Time for a joke!

The Marine Drill Instructor noticed a new recruit and barked at him, ‘Get your butt over here! What’s your name?”

“Paul,” the new recruit replied.

“Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy bull-crap they’re teaching in boot camp today, but I don’t call anyone by his first name,” the sergeant scowled. “It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority.  I refer to my recruits by their last names only — Smith, Jones, Baker.  I am to be referred to only as ‘Sergeant.’ Do I make myself clear?”

“Yes, sir, Sergeant!”

“Now that we’ve got that straight, what’s your last name?”

The recruit sighed “Darling, My name is Paul Darling.”

“Okay, Paul, here’s what I want you to do …..”

Ha!

News has been dry this week Today’s news is pretty cool though. You may remember a bus driver saving a woman from suicide (read last story). Welp, there’s an update. Donald Trump heard about it and gave the driver $10,000. Wow.

Fact: A syzygy (pronounced sizz-i-jee) occurs when three celestial bodies are in alignment. If you say a planet is in syzygy with the earth and sun, you mean that the sun, the planet, and the earth are in a straight or almost straight line.

Holiday: World Kindness Day

Cool. Okay we ended on a clean note. Thanks for stopping by. Check ya later!

-DALANEL