Alright, I gotta make up my mind. This is the second relaunch of this feature. It’s served me well though giving me tops daily views. So, I gotta bring it back. I’ll post them on Friday. The usual jokes, videos, and images are all up for grabs. Plus, I’ll add whatever else funny I see like news or quotes.
There’s a story behind it though. See, my girl Nia was actually working on a series related to this. What was cool about it was that she started working on it; I didn’t have to ask her. Unfortunately, she eventually called it off. Right before she did, I decided that funny stuff should indeed make a return to the blog. Either her feature would take it or I would bring this back.
Honestly, I hope she can eventually launch her own series. If not, she can at least post some funnies. But yeah, she wasn’t able to handle a weekly posting (I would’ve helped her but I preferred she do most of the posting). Anyway, I’m gonna try to get her to post here. Daniel already offered to help me out with the Weekly Funnies too.
Are ya ready? Let’s go!
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls.
The dentist says, “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates.”
The woman replies, “Yes. We’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we.”
Oh dear. Nothing more serious than when the nuts are on the line. I know this.
Lastly, this bit of news is just bold. A man goes into church to bless himself in holy water. Amen, right? Wrong. He then proceeds to steal a car from the church parking lot. I know. Holy mother of Prius!
And that’s it for Weekly Funnies. It’s back and I hope I keep it around for good.
-DALANEL
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