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New DALANEL Feature: Dante’s Opinion

Wow…yet another feature to DALANEL. However, this is not new. If anything, it’s me going back to the beginning. Before DALANEL, this blog was named “Dante’s Opinion”. Last month, I showed you posts that I wrote during that era. Dante’s Opinion was just that: My opinion on stuff.

It’s back on a more stable form.

What I’m going to do is search the internet on sites like Yahoo! Answers. I will look at questions that people post and I will answer them here. It’s that simple. I’ll talk about whatever interests me. Sports, relationships, even the odd stuff is up for grabs.

So, here’s a basic layout of the post.

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Weekly Funnies 16

Hey, how’s it going? It’s the start of another week…or the end of the weekend…I’ve got some jokes and funny pics for you today. Are you ready? Let’s do this!

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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.”

“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast.  Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal.  For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.  Don’t burden him with chores.  Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.   No nagging.  And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week.  If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.”

On the way home, the husband asked his wife.  “What did the doctor say?”

“He said you’re going to die,”  she replied.

How unfortunate.

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Weekly News 5

We made it to the end of the week. Here’s some news from this week that I think you’d find interesting:

A man is being awarded by the mayor of a town. Why? Welp, all he did was help a poor defenseless 82-year old woman who had her purse stolen. Yup, that’s it.

I’ve debated about this being the weird news but I’m going for it. Apparently, the smaller a man’s balls, the more nurturing he will be as a father. I could go further but I won’t.

Jim Carrey was quoted earlier this year as hating his role in the movie “Kick-Ass 2″ and told the world to stay away from the movie. So now, he wrote a children’s book. Yup, and I actually think it’s a cool story. And I mean the summary and idea behind it. Not sure how well it’s written though. It’ll be available in a couple of weeks but learn about it here. It was self published. I know all about that.

There’s a man that got in trouble for DUI. Wait…not DUI…but I guess it’s RUI: Riding Under the Influence. Yes, a man got in trouble for riding a horse while drunk. No more horsing around for this guy (Sorry; I had to do it).

Here’s some good news. A man saves a woman and her young daughter trapped during a flash flood. The only thing I find odd about it is that he got it on film…
Here’s a lesson on why we should always wear a belt. This guy robs a church but then gets caught because as he was running away, his baggy pants fell down.
Good stuff
-DALANEL

Daily Good Stuff 176

Last DGS of the week. Are ya ready? Let’s go!

It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t  want to hear. Dick Cavett
“For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” John 3:16
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So…that looked like it hurt.

Daily Good Stuff 175

It’s Thursday. You know it. I know it. I’m feeling better today than yesterday. My computer’s decided to work today so let’s make it happen. Still, I’m not doing videos until I’m upgraded to a new laptop.

But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God’s holy people. Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving. For of this you can be sure: No immoral, impure or greedy person — such a man is an idolater — has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. Ephesians 5:3-5
When the power of love overcomes the love of power the  world will know peace. Jimi Hendrix
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DALANEL Review: Improvements For NBA 2K I’d Like to See

NBA 2k is the leader of NBA video games. This is clear. The potential feat of course is that, is no competition, they can take a backseat in development. It’s been rumored that NBA Live could be making a comeback but we’ll see.

Anyway, I have seven copies of NBA 2K games. And so I think I could talk about some small tweaks that could make the game experience better.

In My Career, I really like how they’ve expanded the player into interviews and the draft experience and the endorsements. He also has a better idea of what fans and writers think of him as well as fellow players. But I think it would be cool if, when you finally decide to retire, you have the option of trying to be a coach or a GM or something. A front office position. We see it all the time in the real NBA.

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