And behold! It is Monday. Earlier, you saw the epic return of Weekly Funnies. Let’s go ahead and get this post started though.
The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. Hubert H. Humphrey
But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ. 1 Corinthians 15:57
Boy, that’s tough.
It’s baaaack! Last time I posted a Weekly Funnies was in February. So just to reintroduce you to what goes on here, WF shares a bunch of funny items like videos, jokes, and images. Sit back, and have a laugh.
Let’s start off with a classic:
That’s messed up.
Next, we have a joke:
A drunk in a bar pukes all over his own shirt, which was brand new before he came in. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”
“Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”
So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.
The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”
Sure, he did. Okay here’s a video I absolutely love. Now, if you’re sensitive to the f word, then just move on to the next thing. I’d say you’re missing out but to each his own:
As I mentioned last DGS, I made a boo-boo in labeling my posts. Apparently, I missed number 19. Meaning, I didn’t label it. So, to jump back on, I’m just going to skip a number instead of the painful task of changing each title. We’re talking about over 100 posts here. Not in the mood. Anyway, let’s go ahead and get started.
Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. 1 Corinthians 6:9-10
The first step towards knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. Richard Cecil
My hero. Here’s a video of my latest Breaking Down the Book series:
Just a heads up, apparently I didn’t label a DGS post and so I’m behind one number. So you’re going to see me skip a number. Instead of 148, tomorrow will be 149. Just me fixing a mistake.
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. Henry David Thoreau
“Those who cling to worthless idols forfeit the grace that could be theirs.” Jonah 2:8
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver’s side door with him standing right there. “NOOO!” he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. “MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!” he exclaimed. “You’re a lawyer aren’t you?” asked the policeman. “Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!” the lawyer asked. “HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn’t even notice that your left arm is missing did you?” the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed “MY ROLEX!”
Yikes, those things are expensive! I’d bet arms are too though…
I have some exciting updates for the blog. My two summer series, Breaking Down the Book and The Face Off are coming to an end soon. And after that, the only thing to look forward to is Daily Good Stuff. And while that is…good stuff, I figured you need more than that.
So here’s what I’m gonna do.
I am relaunching two series. Weekly Funnies is making a comeback! Also, Weekly News is here. Now, Weekly is an improved Good Friday post. Good Friday posts was the latest good news tat were posted on Friday. How original. With Weekly News, you get the latest weird, funny, good, and even more!
TGTWMITF! Oh, you probably don’t know what that means. It means “Thank God we made it to Friday”. Okay so moving on…
School is just around the corner. And, while it’s very documented how much I hate school, it doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun, right? Let’s dooo iiiiiit!
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. Albert Einstein
Yeah…yeah yeah…
