Yup, I keep expanding this thing. Now we have GIF images to look forward to. So why don’t we start it off with one. In this lesson, we remember that no means no. There are so many sex/rape jokes I could use but then you would be offended so I’ll chill. But here we go:
Alright, and now for the rest of the stuff. Here’s a joke:
So here we are. Day 49. Wednesday. You know this. And yesterday we saw a bunch of comedians. This time, some cool comics. First one is what happens when you don’t quite read correctly:
I’ve been at this for 48 days? Isn’t that something? Today we’re doing 5 of my favorite comedians. In no particular order of rank, here’s the first, Wanda Sykes:
Monday, huh? Yeah I’m not feeling it either. But, we gotta keep pushing and pressing. So how about a joke to get things flowing:
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off of the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl is wearing a firefighter’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the fire fighter says, with admiration.
“Thanks,” the little girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog’s collar and to the cat’s testicles.
“Little partner,” the fire fighter says, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat’s collar, I think you could go faster.” The little girl says, “You’re probably right, but then I wouldn’t have a siren.
Better the cat’s balls than mine. And here’s an image we can relate to:
I give many ways to follow my blog, DALANEL. I am on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Google+, and just recently, Tumblr. The reason why I joined Tumblr was basically the sharing option for WordPress. So I figured, why not?
In the next few days, I’ll be making some tweaks to my pages because of some updating that I need to do. If I combine my following from Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Google+, Tumblr(but it’s at zero), and direct subscribers of the blog, it comes to 542. Not bad at all. There are probably some copies in there but I’ll take it!
Sunday! In this football-less time, we hope and pray we don’t blow our brains out. I get my church flow and then come home and take a nap. Then, Sunday night, it’s on…preparing the next few Daily Good Stuff posts. But you came here to get a nice boost to start your day. Let’s get it on then:
Dear wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore don’t wait up.
Your Wife
Well ain’t that the truth! Man, oh man that was good. What else we got? How about this:
