Daily Good Stuff 264: Stay Strong

Here are some quotes to help you carry on through the bad times. I wish I believed in these words.

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Dante’s Opinion: When is it okay to hit a woman?

Hahaha, I saw this question and I just HAD to answer.

When is it ok to hit a woman? Not to offend anyone, but you know how like women are allowed to hit men when they act like pigs etc. When or is a man ever allowed to smack a woman? Like say she attacks him or something is it ok then?

Ah. Let me take a sip of this juice I have here.

*gulp*

I am a man. So many genders out there we should really be asking about-ah, let me stop. I am a man.

So, this is from a man’s perspective.

I’m so scared.

Alright, so let me address your example. From a legal standpoint, no one should be hitting anybody, regardless of gender. Unfortonately for us guys, getting hit (or abused) is a lose-lose situation. If strike back, we’re monsters. If we lay back and accept it (or even run away), we’re babies. You just can’t win.

Women, from some sort of double standard moral thing are “allowed” to hit men. This is true. This. Is. True. (so the first letters of those three words spell “tit”; I am very immature. I might be a child)

ANYWAY…

So, in the case of defending yourself…ah…I need another drink.

*gulp*

F me.

Ah…….okay…..nope….I’m just gonna rip the bandage off and to heck with possible blood squirting from the not quite healed cut.

Yup, you can beat her up. F it. Look, if I’m cornered by a woman with a gun pointed right to my face, I will do whatever the heck I need to do to survive. Screw your code. I am punching, kicking, slapping (pimp and otherwise), and Good Times theme songing out of the situation.

I really dislike double standards, honestly. I don’t understand why it’s okay for guys to say or do and women are crazy for doing and saying the same. Honestly, that’s all I am gong to say because it’s a battle I will certainly lose. I give up.

Daily Good Stuff 263: I need a doctor

People have been struggling with the flu. This one’s for y’all sickies.

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Tuesday Testimony: Don’t drink and drive

Well now, this testimony is from Testimony Share. Here, we have someone who…well, I mean, the title sort of tells you where this is going. Sometimes, God uses people as an example of His mercy and to let us know what we should and shouldn’t do. This appears to be one of those times:

All my life since I was 16 I experienced with drugs n alcohol. From 2010-2013 I drank n drove. Started out maybe about once a month, my boyfriend at the time did most of the drunk driving (he was an alcoholic too) he eventually gave me two black eyes. I left my boyfriend because he beat me alot n other problems so then it turned into a weekly thing that I drank n drove after getting my own apartment, living by myself. Then I drove drunk several times a week, sometimes everyday, mainly to go get more beer.

Yep I was a severe alcoholic. I had quit going to church and fallen far away from Christ. My mom had a dream I got in a wreck and died, on the intersection by her house. Few weeks later I got in a bad wreck at the same intersection as her dream I was under 0.3 from alcohol poisoning.

Everybody I knew was praying for Me. Dr told my family I wasn’t going to make it, but god had another plan for me. 3 months later I opened my eyes, I was in a hospital bed in Dallas all confused. My dad had told me I was in a coma the last three months n was in a horrible car accident flipped my car had to be cut outta of my car by police, no one else was involved, I straightened out a corner of an intersection a lil after midnight care flight didn’t expect me to make it to hospital and dress didn’t expect me to live thru ICU, I was in over a week. I Had 3 brain bleeds and a severe traumatic brain injury for the rest of my life.

I had to relearn to walk, had a feeding tube, collapsed a lung n relearned to eat n use bathroom. I Got rebaptized. I believe god is giving me a 2nd chance at life now n helping me quit drinking I would have seizures if I drink or get really sick sick. I’m trying to live correct for Christ. He’s already helped me so much. And I truly believe he saved me so I can be a living testimony n show his miracles or save lives. Nobody knows how long I was sitting there gurgling blood til I was found.

This family had some car trouble coming back from vacation for some reason(God). They were a couple hours late getting home and they found me. It was all God, but Listen to me: Don’t drink n drive. For all of you people who have gotten a dwi you are lucky that’s only temporary a tbi is for life. I’m not lucky… I’m blessed. Isaiah 41:10 (KJV):

Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness

Yeah. I don’t generally edit these posts. I copy and paste as is. I don’t know what people are tying to say and I fear of destroying the context of the wording when I think it’s one word when it was intended to be another. Ah well.

Daily Good Stuff 262: Funny Food

Just some random images with food being the theme. Let me know which is your favorite. Enjoy, cookies.

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Daily Good Stuff 261: Siblings

I love my little sisters. Wish I had a little brother. Ah well, I think most of us can relate to this stuff:

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