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Daily Good Stuff 275: A bunch of funny jokes

I haven’t posted jokes in a while. So…um…here ya go.

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’ The wife stared at him. ‘What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’ The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.’

That’s messed up, but I’ll bet she’ll be quiet from now on.

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Daily Good Stuff 274: Unexpectantly Funny GIFs

These GIFs are funny, but you don’t see it coming until the end. It’s unexpectantly funny.

This first one would explain why I’m still a virgin:

That’s a shame and also not too far from a true story. But I’m optimistic! Right?

I used to run track, but I ended up quitting. I was never a fat kid, but I wonder what life would be like:

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Daily Good Stuff 273: Butterflies

It’s simple. Pictures of butterflies.

Five Optimism Quotes

Enjoy, my Optimists.

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3 Positive News sites you need to visit right now

Really quick, I need to tell you something important. Listen up. Um, okay, so you’re actually reading this. So…read up…?

As you probably noticed, I have sources for news stories for the good news I share here. I have three main sources and I encourage you to visit them and follow them on social media and download apps and do all of that.

Brighten up your world.

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Fearless Friday: Taking on a burning bus

When an elderly woman was trapped on a burning bus a bunch of people sprang into action. They fought the blaze with water and fire extinguishers. Ultimately, a man, one of the local shop owners, went into the bus and pulled the elderly woman out.

We don’t know the cause of the fire at this time.

It’s a Fearless Friday simply because the man went into the flames to save the woman. There’s video of the entire thing, including him going into the bus. He was later interviewed and essentially brushed it off saying that anybody in his situation would do the same thing. If he were on the bus, people would do the same thing to save him. “It’s natural”.

Powerful words. That’s how society should be. In the face of chaos, we should be trying to help people because it’s natural. What a world to live in.