I got some images for youuuuu, baby! Yes, I’m singing. Tickle your brain with some of the good stuff. And I hope you get the little “joke” of the title because I put some good work into that and I have ackowledgement needs/issues and let
Oh boy! I like this one here:
So today we’ll look at some videos. What may happen is that each day I present some kind of good thing. Jokes one day, next day videos, images, and so on.
Also, there’s something special about this post. This is being created completely in my phone. Just testing the features of this blog in case there is a time I don’t have the computer.
Alright so here’s video one:
Aha cool. A little bit of The Onion:
I wanted to switch things up a little bit. Today, I’m going to push jokes. I give you 4 jokes.
Two old drunks in a bar. The first one says, “Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn’t bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. “By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I’m gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand” “So,” says the second drunk, “what’s your point?” “Well,” says the first, “I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”
Here we go again! It’s Sunday; Palm Sunday to be exact for my line of religion. Got church this morning and then watch the Sixers tonight. Joy. Take a nap in between, yo. Let’s get it started with an “how to” video:
And image!
Howdy! You already know what this is so let’s get to it. A joke for starters:
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.” “That’s a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?” “No,” she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose “Carmen”. “What’s your name?” she asked. He answered “B.J. Titsengolf.”
Excellent!
Okay now for a quote: No one ever really dies as long as they took the time to leave us with fond memories. ~Chris Sorensen
Now for a video that could make me look like a big jerk:
Ok I have to get this out of the way. This video for me is one of the greatest videos of all time. It never gets old. Have you heard of the grape stomping lady? Type it in on YouTube. Anyway, it’s oh so popular and just wonderful. Enjoy!
