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Daily Good Stuff 97

Tuesday is gonna be terrific, isn’t it? I bet it will be. Did you see the latest scene of my play posted earlier this morning? Check it out. And now, let’s get to the good stuff.

While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. “As you can see,” he says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.” The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, “What would you do in a case like this?” “Well,” ponders the student, “I suppose I’d limp, too.”

Same here. Alright well let’s look at this video:

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Daily Good Stuff 96

Closer and closer to day 100. So I hope dad’s day was a success for you. It was for me. Oh, I’m no father. Eh, let’s get to the stuff that ya came for, okay?

First off, the joke:

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says. “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.” “Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man. “How long have I got?” “Ten,” the doctor says sadly. “Ten?” the man asks. “Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!”

“Nine…”

Aw man. Time is short, huh? Real short. And now here’s a video:

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Daily Good Stuff 95: Father’s Day

It’s Daddy day! In my elementary school, they would invite the dads to school for lunch in what was called “Dads and Doughnuts”. Moms were with muffins. Yum. My dad was one of just a few that would show up though. Yeah. Plenty of moms though. Anyway, it’s a father post today and we’ll get it kicked off with a joke.

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, “Daddy, what’s sex?” Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams…and he thinks, what the heck, and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a wide and varied assortment of sub topics and by the time he’s finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge. Her father finally asks: “So what did you want to know about sex for?” “Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs…”

When I realized the punch line for this joke I fell out laughing. That’s a lie I just laughed out loud for a few “secs”. Brilliant. If you don’t get it, I’m sorry but ask somebody or keep reading until you do get it. In the meantime, here’s a video of dads but you knew it would be about dads:

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Daily Good Stuff 94

Saturday. The weekend. We’re getting closer to summer time! At least for places that get 70+ degree weather. Well why don’t we get started with a joke.

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says “not yet.” A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says “not yet.” Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?” And the mother says, “When the baby cries.” And they ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?”

The new mother says, “because I forgot where I put it.”

And here I thought losing keys was bad enough! You like funny videos, right? I thought maybe a song would shake things up. I always liked this song:

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Daily Good Stuff 93

Another day, another bunch of daily good stuff. And it’s Friday so that’s cool. Are you ready, kids!? Then. Let’s. Do. This.

It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, so a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, “It’s all right honey, I’ve had a course in first aid.” The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man’s pulse and prepared to administer artificial respiration. At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, “When you get to the part about calling a doctor,I’m already here.”

Yikes, bruh. And now this video that you may have run into before.:

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Daily Good Stuff 90

90 days? How in the world have I been able to keep this up? Probably because the growth of the site has been so sexy since I started this. So I guess it’s hard work paying off, even if it is just small steps. So day 100 is gonna be something special as I will pick my top five favorite of each of the features. So that’s gonna have a lot of stuff packed into it. In the meantime, let’s get through the 90’s all over again as we start off with a joke:

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop said to the kid, “Nice bike you’ve got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” The kid said, “Yeah.” The cop said, “Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike.” The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid took the ticket, but before he rode off he said, “By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?” Humoring the kid, the cop said, “Yeah, he sure did.” The kid said, “Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.”

Brilliant! Alright here’s a couple of images I know you’ll like:

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