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Dante’s Opinion: The Family guy, do you like Vinny, the new dog?

It feels like forever since I last posted a Dante’s Opinion. Here we are.

First question is from Domandatore:

The Family guy, do you like Vinny, the new dog? I was sad when brian dead but Vinny is not bad, he is funny

I love this show. When I hear someone was gonna die off, I narrowed it down to Meg, Chris, or Brian. Spoiler alert: Brian died. When Vinny first showed up, I actually thought he was bad news. Episode ended before I could really get to know him. Overall, he seems cool. I’m going to say I do like him. Whether he’s better than Brian, I don’t know. I’ll need a lot more episodes before I can better compare notes. Still, Family Guy fans absolutely loved the Stewie and Brian episodes so I’m curious to see how the show carries on without one of its better features.

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Daily Good Stuff 229: Siblings

Ah, yes. Now, in past Daily Good Stuff, I’ve done brothers and sisters. Today, it’s both genders. We love our siblings. And I do mean in and outside of blood. This quote kinda ties that together:

I don’t believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at. Maya Angelou

This is a photo of I and my sisters. Ah, sibling rivalry.

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That was my idea. I claim that. Okay, now for a video:

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Daily Good News 11

Another day of good news for you. So, get something good to eat, take a seat, and on the table goes your feet.

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Daily Good Stuff 228: Family

Ah, family. I’m not very fond of the concept of family. I’m such a…well this is a PG rated blog so I’ll say jerk. I’m a jerk. But, I know family is important. Today’s theme is some family moments and stuff like that. Okay, here we go.

The family.  We were a strange little band of characters trudging through life sharing diseases and toothpaste, coveting one another’s desserts, hiding shampoo, borrowing money, locking each other out of our rooms, inflicting pain and kissing to heal it in the same instant, loving, laughing, defending, and trying to figure out the common thread that bound us all together. Erma Bombeck

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Those pillows are ugly.

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Ten Words of Wisdom or Something

Ah, wisdom. In comes in all shapes and sizes or something. These are words of wisdom.

Um…I’m the author of these words…probably should’ve lead with that, huh? I mean, you’re here now; might as well read the list.

  • There is no such thing as a stupid question, my friends. However, there’s a such thing as an obvious answer question.
  • Set your alarms 15 minutes later. Your body always wakes up too soon, anyway. You’ll wake up on time.
  • If at first a stunt almost kills you, encourage your buddy to do it.
  • A woman who looks pregnant is never pregnant until her water breaks. We never ask.
  • Humping your way to the top isn’t logical. Use your hands. Jesus used His hands on wood. See? It’s all clear now.
  • You’ll never know how hot coffee is until you try-OH GOH, MAH TONGUE!
  • If you want to be famous, die in an unusual way.
  • Always tell your electronics how much you love them. You never know when they decide the world is theirs.
  • Don’t aim too high. It won’t matter. Gravity always wins.
  • Never ask Dante why he made this list.

Take these words with you. Survive. Exist, and all that crap.

-DALANEL

Wait A Minute…Can DALANEL Get to 1,000 Followers!?

Hold on.

*grabs a calculator and adds values*

I…I-I don’t think I’m getting this correctly. Help me out. I’m trying to add my social media following as well as WordPress following.

  • Facebook: 373
  • Twitter: 212
  • WordPress: 126
  • Tumblr: 114
  • LinkedIn: 98
  • Google+: 26
  • Comment: 1

Can you tell me what that adds to? I keep getting 950, but, that can’t be right. I just got to 800. Is my following on the verge of 1,000? As I keep saying, these are the numbers WordPress uses as “publicize”. Fellow WP users know what I mean; especially if you look up the term publicize.

*checks numbers again* It’s possible! Holy…

What do I do? Do I go for it?

DARN RIGHT.

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