Welcome to the first post of the long overdue weekly segment: Wednesday Word. In case you don’t know, Wednesday Word will normally go a little something like this: A short sermon, typically less than 10 minutes, could be longer but rarely over 30 minutes, and then some Dante commentary. As I’ve said before, I’m no pastor or something. You don’t have to be to know the Word of God. Here’s today’s video:
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Top Ten Funny Gifs
Last week, I searched the internet for funny bowling gifs. Today, I’m posting my top ten gifs that have been seen here at DALANEL at some point. Get ready.
10. Whoops
9. Squirrels gone wild
8. Just working out
I lose it when he lurches over the second time. Also, I love how the guy sitting there barely reacts to the events.
DALANEL Hits 800; Has Record Views
So, remember yesterday when I told you DALANEL had record views on Monday? Well, Tuesday was even better. Unlike recent record views, this was more of a milestone for DALANEL. If this type of viewing holds up, DALANEL has just taken a step in the right direction of being a “successful blog”.
And it’s all thanks to you. Thanks for you if you follow me or if you’ve visited in the past couple of days. I’m writing this day down as this could be a big milestone for the blog.
This also proves that people do value a positive experience. The things I present here, I knew it was what I was meant to do. And, in the beginning, things were really slow. I’d go days without a visit. Over time, well, I’ve already mentioned this time and time again, the views picked up.
I remember reading stories about this moment. They would say “views would be poor until, one day, it just suddenly picked up”. I get it now. This was a complete surprise.
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Okay, it’s the middle of the week. I know what you’re thinking: Actually, I don’t know. I know what I’m thinking: It’s hump day. Am I suggesting you go and find yourself something to…be fond with? No. I’m just saying: It’s hump day. Wink.
Dante then proceeds to post scripture, making people question where his values are.
Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Matthew 5:10
I’ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful. ~Author Unknown
Oh gosh there I go with the hump day thing again. Terribly sorry about that. But listen…let me know if this inter-let me stop. Moving on to the videoooooooooo!
Dante’s Opinion: Awkward moment at my moms place!?
It’s another round of questions that I go and offer my opinion on. Today, we’ll look at mizzop and his question:
So yesterday I was at my moms place. I went there to visit her. And all of a sudden I met her friend, Danielle. I fell in love with her almost on the first eye contact. I’m 17 and she’s 48. I know, it’s a bit weird but it happened. She has a son my age and she’s 2 years older than my mom. My mom went to the market to buy some Coke so me and this woman, Danielle begun talking. I moved closer to her on the sofa and said that she was really beautiful. Then I moved my head closer to her head and we kissed. It didn’t stop there. We had sex and now I love her. She called me this morning and wanted to meet. So I met her at her place and the same thing happened again.
Now we want to marry but I don’t know how to tell my mom nor my dad. What should I do?
Yo, WTF. And wait…let me be cool. Okay, let me offer this to you: I’m not going to go into the age difference. Quite frankly, I don’t want to go there. But, c’mon now, a day? Just a couple of humptastic days and you already want to marry her?
Not to mention, well, ya know, she’s your mom’s friend!
You’re 17, and I remember that age. Lots of things can get you up and ready to go. But, c’mon now, this isn’t logical. This is lust and it needs to end now. Guess what though? I’d love to be in the same room when you tell mom the good news.
Trust me, this is just not going to work out. Man, I mean, was she hot for her age? No offence to women that age but, to get a 17 year old going you must look great and/or the teen will hump anything with a pulse. Alright, we gotta move on. But, again, end the rela-you know what it’s not even a relationship. This is a fling and it needs to end. Prepare for some intensely awkward moments when you too are together with mom. Idk if you should even tell her what y’all did or not. I’m leaning towards no.
Whew. Next question is from Sarah:
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I have to start this post with some fantastic news. Yesterday, DALANEL set another record for viewing. It was extremely bizarre. For one thing, in just five minutes, the viewing spiked up dramatically. I’d say it increased 3-4 times where it was before. I thought it was a glitch, especially since the past few days were a little quiet. But no. As some of your other WordPress users can testify, I got a little notification from WordPress saying that “Your stats are booming!”. That’s the second ever time I got that message and I took it as this strange burst of views was legit.
So, here we are. I now have to figure out if there’s any way to repeat this because if I can, then this blog takes a bigger…a major step, in the “successful blog” category. And that’s alright with me. Thanks to all who stopped by yesterday; you were part of something great.
Also, I’m just a few followers from 800.
And now, to the post.
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, then will I hear from heaven and will forgive their sin and will heal their land. 2 Chronicles 7:14
Your positivity can become a castle around you which will protect you from the arrow of negativity. ~Gurudev Shree Chitrabhanu
