Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. John C. Maxwell
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Daily Good Stuff 210
And it’s Monday. October is coming to an end soon. You should know, November is going to have a theme. Also, November is going to be a time of change and transition. It’s all for the better and I’ll go into more details in a separate post.
For now, let’s get to the good stuff.
Your present circumstances don’t determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. Nido Qubein
Am I right, fellas?
Weekly Funnies 22
Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband’s insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night — only to find a cucumber in his hand.
“Is THIS”, she asked, pointing to the vegetable, “what you’ve been using on me for the last 5 years?”
“Honey, let me explain…”
“Why, you sneaky bastard!” she screamed. “You impotent son of a -”
“Speaking of sneaky,” her husband coolly interjected, “maybe you’d like to explain our three kids.”
Daily Good Stuff 209
Hey now! A new week. Sunday is fun day. I hope you’re ready for some good stuff; I know I am.
People are like stained – glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within. Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
Weekly News 11
We’ve heard of some pretty odd sick day excuses. Like dentures flying out of the mouth on the highway. Or a glass eye that just won’t stay. We’ve heard of those, right? Well, a survey was conducted to see some excuses for using s sick day. Check it out.
‘Do me a favor and bring me their check too. Someone just got diagnosed. Don’t tell them”
Bogota-based Santa Fe began the game in their grey training kits, adding numbers with surgical tape, while an assistant bought counterfeit shirts on the street for 12,000 pesos ($6.37) apiece and scrawled names and numbers on with a red marker pen.
Daily Good Stuff 208
Told ya I’d be back on the weekend shift! Let’s get to it.




