This is too easy.
Soft taco or hard taco?
I like it soft except with the ladies. AAAYYEEE! But seriously, I like soft tacos because they are easier to manage. A hard taco breaks after the first bite and then everything is falling and leaking out. No. Who does a hard taco anymore?
Like I said, too easy. I’m out.
Ah, as I ran into this question, I thought he was asking which was better. But…
So my favorite sport is basketball. I tried out for the team this year, but unfortunately I got cut. However, the coach offered me a position as the team’s manager. Before I tried out for basketball, I signed up for wrestling as a second option in the case that I got cut from basketball, but the thing is I have never wrestling before and I don’t really like it, but it’s the only other sport available in the winter season besides basketball.
But being the basketball team’s “manager” would be hella crappy. I couldn’t make the team, so the next best thing is to sit on the sideline and record the team’s stats and order jerseys and sh*t like that. I can’t play, so watching people play while I’m the “manager” would be demoralizing. On the other hand, wrestling is not my sport. I don’t like wrestling, I’m not necessarily a strong person, and it hurts.
So I’m at a dilemma: be the basketball team manager, still stay in contact with the coach and the team, but can’t play and sit on the sidelines, or be on the wrestling team and at least be on a team but I don’t like the sport.
What do I choose?
Thanks
Yeah, he’s stuck doing one of two evils. Remind you of anything? BUT ANYWAY…
My gut is basketball. Yeah, basketball is my favorite sport as well, but it’s more than that. It’s the principle of position. You get to be close to your sport. I think that’s the better move. It gives you an interesting perspective on things too.
Consider this crazy scenario: You’re sitting there keeping count of the stats and you’re watching the players. You notice things like patterns and ways to improve the team’s performance. You run this by the coaches. You present them the stats that you know about to back up your claim. “Oh you’re right” Boom. Coaching gig. (that’s why I said this is crazy)
The tough ones always come out at night.
Well, I ****** my sister’s fiancé a couple nights ago. I’m not sure why; he’s not even that attractive. But that’s beyond the point. My sister and I are very close. In fact, I am her bridesmaid. Since I was a teenager I’ve known I’m not the greatest person; I’m miserable and I drink and have sex with multiple guys (and girls) to forget about my problems. I only think of myself and I don’t think of other people. I’ve been told this all before.
My sister is the “perfect” one. She’s a pretty little blonde who did well in school and has a perfect life and is clearly my parents favorite. Maybe I ****** him out of spite because I am secretly jealous of her, and I wanted to take what was hers just to prove that I can. Enough self pity. I am clearly mentally unstable and going on the Internet for answers. Lol. Should I tell my sister, or just let it go? I have no clue how to tell her. It’ll ruin our relationship and she’s my only friend.
Ah. Okay so this is a deeper issue than lust, and it’s nice to see you consider that the reason.
Okay, welp, you’re gonna have to tell your sister. You’re close, right? You gotta tell her especially before (and if) the fiancé tells her. It’s better than the alternative which will be that this horrible secret will eat you up inside and ruin you.
Not to try to turn the attention away from you, but your sister deserves to know her man cheated on her. It’s painful because you’re the side piece, but your sister needs to know.
Telling her is the hardest part. There is no way to do it “easy” so you should just go in and tell her. Don’t try to excuse the action. Tell her you messed up and you’ll do whatever you can to try to get to a good place again.
What you had is over. She’s not going to look at you the same anymore and there will be scars. But, if you’re close, I think it can work out and you’ll still have a productive relationship. I suggest telling her about how you may be jealous and all of these things with t and stuff. Again, it’s not an excuse, but be honest about where you are coming from (there’s a sex joke in there; I need help).
Sometimes, when I read questions and the stories behind them, I get irritated. Pissed. I’m about to go IN on this one, y’all. Take a mo-fo seat. I can’t even…I can’t.
My boyfriend hates my brother? I want to break up with him but he says if he does he will kill himself? Help? My brother is 12 and my boyfriend and I are 18, Coby (my brother) and I are very close, not too close obviously but pretty close. One day, about a week ago, my boyfriend Chris was over and he and Coby got into a spat, Chris didn’t hit Coby because he knows he’d get in huge trouble for it. Coby told me that Chris said that he doesn’t like when Coby hugs “his girl” and “what’s mine”,’so he asked Coby to stop hugging me. Coby stood up and said he can freely hug me if he wants because he’s my brother and Chris doesn’t control him, so Chris got in his face and said “I swear when you’re 18 I will kick your ***”,
I confronted Chris and said if he dares to say something to Coby again I will break up with him but Chris said “if you do, I will kill myself and make sure you’re to blame”, I know it wouldn’t be my fault but Chris’ parents already kind of hate me for always putting my family’s needs first?(family comes first ALWAYS, unless you’re planning to be married then your bf/gf is family too, this is how I was raised) how do I handle this? Please don’t think I am lying because I’m actually afraid his parents will blame me if their son does something and make my life a living nightmare.
Lord. I just…I need to sit down.
*sits down in front of laptop*
Lord, give me strength.
*inhales deeply; exhales slowly*
Wow…
Aye…
I’m gonna take this bit by bit. First of all, this little nig-um…I mean, this dude…GROWN MAN is somehow jealous of a 12 year old SIBLING of his girlfriend? I just…what? Is your self worth that low, bro? Seriously.
So, your little brother decides he wants to be a little brother and hug his big sister. Now the boyfriend’s response is a red flag: “his girl” and “what’s mine”. That’s very possessive, sweetie. He could potentially have some sort of ownership mentality on you like…you’re going to be a second class citizen in his kingdom, honey. Right there is enough for me to check myself. You don’t want that.
Alright so you tell your girlfriend’s kid brother to stop hugging her. But, and I LOVE Coby right here, he’s like “Nah, F that. THAT’S MY SISTER”. Seriously. I wish a boyfriend of my sisters said this to me. I caaaaaaan’t right now!
Keep moving. My favorite part.
Oh, okay. This is one of the easiest questions.
Apples vs Oranges?!?!?!?
What kind of ques-……..
Apples. Ap. Ples. APPLES.
Apples are the better fruit and are the absolute best fruit of all time don’t even bother trying to tell me otherwise. I am allergic to apples to the point I get itchy and have trouble breathing and I AM STANDING ON APPLES FOREVER. Pie. Juice. Sauce. They smell good. A raw apple is so perfect. Crunchy but won’t break your teeth. Just enough flavor bursting in your mouth.
I get it, man. I understand why the apple became the fruit Adam and Eve ate EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NO MENTION OF SPECIFIC FRUIT. An apple can get you into trouble, babe. I rarely get sick so I guess I’ve had enough apples to keep all of the doctors away. I am telling you, bro, apples are the sh-t. Don’t @ me otherwise.
I really hope my mansion that Jesus is preparing is full of apples, kid. Like, on the real.
Oranges suck. I hate the smell. The acid leaves a bad taste in my mouth. They require so much work peeling away the nonsense. Too much juice makes a mess out of things. You could actually drown from an orange, alright? An orange. Why I hate watermelons too. Don’t get me started!
You know what? If a couple of situations are indeed “apples and oranges”, I’m going with the apples scenario. F all that. An apple beats an orange every time. Every time. I bet Jesus felt the same way, homie. On the real.
I’ll be real, I don’t like Apple products. I’m Microsoft. I bet apples don’t like em either. But guess what? If you’re gonna name your mega company after a fruit, ya darn well better pick the best, right? Right. An iPhone from Orange? Right.
Yo, I gotta get outta here. Talk to you later and long live APPLES.
I don’t run into these questions often.
Do you think amber rose is hot?
I didn’t know who that was or what it looked like, so I did a quick search and found the most attractive version of this person I could find.
I’m sorry…no. Unless you mean “hot mess”. She has really big boobs though. Like, they look like something from anime or something, man. Like, those things remind me or airbags. She can survive in the car accident. Those things are the first thing you see and then a few seconds later, she comes in through the door. They are big and are a turnoff for me.
I’m a bad person.
